Work for APOKALIPS!

Employment Opportunities:

Apokalips has a creative, repetitive culture that keeps energy high, understanding low, and energy high.

The Apokalips campus (my apartment) is handicapped inaccessible. Dress attire is onesie pajamas /slanket-only. Old, vintage Bruce Springsteen concert shirts are also accepted on dress down Fridays.

Job Postings:

Apokalips Transporter

  • Position Title: Transporter
  • State: New York
  • City: New York City
  • Job Type: Mercenary

Deliver packages without asking any questions. Acting like Jason Statham a plus.

Applications closed - nobody can act like Jason Statham because he is the man.

Apokalips Summer Intern

  • Position Title: Intern
  • State: New York
  • City: New York City
  • Job Type: Part Time (very much unpaid)

As an intern at Apokalips, you'll learn how to manage-up and do business-related-things. This employment opportunity is unpaid, but the experiences you will pull from working alongside a dinosaur-cartoonist will develop your abilities and adequately prepare you for a career in: accounting, cartooning, archeology, videogaming, grocery shopping, potato peeling.

Responsibilities of this position include, but are not limited to:
  • Maintain weekly calendar
  • Feed the cat & clean the kitty litter (always calling the cat by her full name, Eleanor Roosevelt is a requirement; if you read books about the life of President Roosevelt to my cat I may consider writing you a great of a letter of recommendation for your next job)
  • Monitor the loud arguments of the couple upstairs and present weekly updates on the status of their relationship to me
  • Coordinate whatever wacky ida I create and turn it into something tangible that will make people laugh
  • Provide assistance drawing cartoons
  • Develop action plans to help drive creative initiatives for your master/boss (me)
  • Respond to customer service inquiries--this task encompasses, but is not limited to, the following:
    • Responding to correspondence (in haiku) from fanboys who write about how sweet this Web Comic is, thanking them for their kind words
Experience in any of the following is desired:
  • Healthcare
  • Comic drawing
  • 1st person shooters (so that we can play 2 player games on XBox 360)
  • Cooking/cleaning
  • Must think Jack Black is funny
  • Strong business background
  • Beer-slamming, wing-manning & game-spitting abilities
  • Must have a profound respect for American history

A college degree is not required, but is preferred.

Maintaining the image of the Apokalips brand is something we hold in the highest regard here at Apokalips. Thus, the hired intern should have strong organizational skills, be totally cool to hang out with, be self-motivated, and should be at least 21 years old (or have a fake ID) so that you can purchase me idea-juice (vodka) if I hit a creative trough and can't think of any comics.

Please send your applications to boneasaurus@myapokalips.com.